Irrational HatredPeople who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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winged beastieshouseflies and mosquitos mainly. This hatred is vastly inflated when in the toilet. I go in, lock the door and then hear "bzzzzzzzz" and then spend the next few minutes trying to see whatever it is flying about.
It happened last summer, and I saw a mosquito. So I twatted it one. 10 seconds later, I hear another. And another. I squashed 5 of them before I could sit down and relax.
And a particularly loud housefly in the same room as me makes me come up in goosepimples.
And this is why I very rarely turf any spiders out of the house.
Edit: Oops, just noticed that B.T. has posted pretty much the same thing down there VVVVV
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:41,
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