Eurgh.
The feeling of seatbelt running through teeth.

Not sure if it's just me, but if I ever found myself being tortured by the Stasi, they'd just have to do this to me and I'd break in an instant.
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:19, 5 replies)

You could always ... you know ... stop putting a seatbelt in your teeth.
Try a rubber ball or an orange soaked with poppers instead.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:33, closed)

Call me crazy, but because I can't stand the feeling of a seatbelt running through my teeth, I tend not to chew on seatbelts...
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:57, closed)

Ooh
the thought of a piece of shiny cardboard being yanked from between clenched teeth makes my mouth itch.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 11:52, closed)

Oh man...
You know when you go to tear a plastic packet like a crisp packet open with your teeth and it slips out from between your front teeth and they click together? And then your mouth feels all weird for a few minutes. Ick.
(gordonjcp, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:19, closed)

Oh Christ this.

( WormuIus, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 12:56, closed)