Or you could just bludgeon him to death with a rock.
You could hold an auction for people to have a go. That'd sort the deficit.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 20:24, 1 reply)

No, then he'd become a martyr for the blackshirt press.
How about giving him a degenerative but non-fatal brain condition and keeping him alive as long as physically possible, so most of his life is spent in a long, helpless and deeply undignified decline?

Or even, in the short term, plaster his stupid punchable face and equally awful voice all over every form the media for as long as people can stand him and then for quite a bit longer? He'd quickly become the most hated man in Britain through nobody's fault but his own.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 20:30, closed)

They can go under the rock too.
I could open a quarry and make a mint.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 4 Apr 2011, 20:34, closed)