Irrational HatredPeople who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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Because...... they go poke poke poke at the patient's chest, barely pushing hard enough to squash the skin over the breastbone. When, as we all know, if you're not hoofing someone in the chest hard enough to break ribs, you're going to do fuck all to their heart.
But no, "pat pat pat pat pat pat " is what we get. I'd be surprised if people haven't died because of ineffective CPR because of this shit.
As the first-aid instructor on my offshore course said, if it doesn't feel like you're punching a bag of Ryvita, you're not doing it right.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 23:56, 1 reply)
Nelly the Elephant packed her trunkwas the rhythm I was taught by the army when administering chest compressions.
Amazing how it all comes back to you and you can remember that while being shot at.
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