So, you accuse me of being narcissistic, but, er ... only post to tell me that I'm shit.
Of the thousands of posters here, you concentrate on me. Well - I'm flattered - thank you.

This "worst post to laugh ratio" that you made up entirely to throw at me - well - that's kind of you too - I assume that you're not including yourself in those statistics, as your entire porpoise here is to tell me I'm shit in a very boring, and really quite obsessive fashion. It would appear that others disagree with you, considering the amount of stories I get on the top page of so many weeks. I'm not here to entertain you, I'm here to entertain me. Feel free to cry about that - when you exit your teens you'll hopefully find something rather more satisfying than having a pop at strangers on the internet.

As for the private messages of support, by which I assume you're trying to imply that others feel the same way, but aren't as brave as you as to, er ... step up on a website ... well - bully for you. You know where the Ignore button is, but yet - yet - you choose to not use it, instead enjoying (like I am) the mutual belittlement of each other.

You're not as good as you think you are. I've posted stuff that I think is fun or interesting, or even - get this! Just for a bit of a laugh! The world, you will discover when you start your working life, doesn't revolve around you. You tell me I'm shit, and yet your entire contribution to the site is to sit at the sideline whining about how "A Vagabond's shit". You might want to think about that before commenting further on whether or not someone is making a fool of themselves.

You're welcome.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:18, 1 reply)

"Well - I'm flattered - thank you. "

Of course you are, you're a narcissist. And I don't choose others because, unlike you, there isn't this huge chasm between actual talent and wittiness and perceived talent and wittiness with them. Nor do they, unlike you, feel compelled to post a response to every fucking thing in sight, or feel the need to have at least two entries (shitty ones at that) on every fucking page of the QOTW unlike some other cretins.

"This "worst post to laugh ratio" that you made up "

No, you really aren't that popular, no fabrication necessary I'm afraid.

"considering the amount of stories I get on the top page of so many weeks"

God knows, you post often enough, you've posted more on B3ta than Rob himself.

" instead enjoying (like I am) the mutual belittlement of each other."

Yes, tis always fun pointing out to a tit just what a tit he is.

"The world, you will discover when you start your working life, doesn't revolve around you"

Clearly you're of the opinion it revolves around you though, seeing as you desperately beg for attention some 20 times per day or thereabouts.*

"and yet your entire contribution to the site is to sit at the sideline whining about how "A Vagabond's shit". "

Well, even if it were my only contribution, it has to be said it needs saying.

*and that's just on here, fuck knows where else you're begging for attention.
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:39, closed)

There there.
Now, get a tissue and wipe your nose, lad. It's a beautiful day.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 9:02, closed)