Travel Issues
Living in SE London I catch the train to work every day. This is a fairly sedate commute compared to many peoples, but what really riles me is people who, when the train has pulled into a station, hammer the 'Open' button on the door over and over. Quite simply, the door will not open until the light surrounding the button comes on you dullard, have some patience and wait.

Similarly, people who continually press the button at traffic lights in an attempt to get the lights to change quicker….Again, have some patience and wait, this does not work.

Wheelie luggage. People who use these deserve to have their hands chopped off.
(Hoaxy The only living boy in new cross, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:45, 5 replies)

You know, if you reach under the box with the button and twiddle the knob (quiet at the back!)
you can change the settings so that the lights change more quickly.





Actually, you can't, but it was hilarious watching my girlfriend try it for a few weeks when I told her you could. Not so hilarious when I owned up to the lie. Some people have no sense of humour.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:54, closed)

I LOVE my wheelie luggage,
I even take a wheelie rucksack on mall expeditions to stuff my coat and other junk into.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:12, closed)

wheelie luggage?
what's your beef with it. i personally can't believe people spent all those years lugging suitcases about before someone realised it might be easier if they had wheels on them.

SO THERE.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:57, closed)

The fact that the majority of people who have them have no spatial awareness, and are continually dragging the things in peoples way, over peoples feet. What is the need to drag a tiny bag along behind you, when the human body is perfectly suited to carrying things on our backs, a method with impedes nobody.
(Hoaxy The only living boy in new cross, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:36, closed)

I believe the knob is there
for blind and deaf people to know when to cross because it spins around.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:04, closed)