Probably bindun.
But I can't stand the people who flood the aisle of a plane the minute the wheels have touched down and start dicking around getting their luggage out the overhead, as if it will somehow speed up the process of creating an exit point from door to ground. There's nothing better than having some impatient tit wanting to join in the scramble while you block their way to the aisle by waiting patiently for it to clear though.

Even better if it involves a bus from the plane so as you amble onto the bus as one of the last you're one of the first off the bus and you can saunter off merrily on your way. Half of them probably have luggage checked-in anyway, which they're going to have to wait for.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:04, 3 replies)

Had this experience just the other day
Stupid twunt of a man unclips his belt 5 seconds after the cabin crew announce not to.

Cock.

Why is it that some people have difficulty following simple instructions. Is it ignorance, or arrogance?

Similarly, from a previous career in the military, i once heard a low ranking RAF cabin crew give a full on bollocking to a guy several ranks above them for doing the same thing. The guy just sat back down and sulked. Fantastic
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:10, closed)

A stewardess on an American airlines flight..
out of Boston bollocked a bloke over the intercom when he stood up whilst taxiing and demanded he retake his seat or be arrested. He went red. He sat. Everybody else laughed and clapped.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:18, closed)

Same twunts who insist on sitting AS NEAR THE FRONT AS POSSIBLE
I always go for the back row - much better chance of getting seat next to you free, and you can catch an extra 10mins snooze while they queue.

It's also fun when you stroll up to the baggage reclaim just as your bag rolls out.
(MartinB9999, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 21:57, closed)