I am surprised no one has said this yet.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:42, 1 reply)

It should of been the first thing anybody thought have.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:44, closed)

Psst
You shouldn't write 'should've', only say it. It's not an acceptable written contraction IMHO. Don't make me repost all of my written/spoken grammar rant on 'should have/should of' here ;)
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:53, closed)

Prescriptive grammar is for virgins and dogfuckers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:54, closed)

Good job I'm not a perscriptivist then.
Not much of a lassie-lover.
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:15, closed)

So when you claimed it wasn't "acceptable" ... that was in your capacity as Lord God Almighty, was it?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:19, closed)

Ha ha ha hardy ha!
You got it wrong. You were poorly educated. Ha ha. Coming here stealing our benefits and so on.


I really ought to stop reading YouTube comments.

Edit: Why did I read that in the voice of a dubbed Japanese cartoon character?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 9:55, closed)

*cracks knuckles*
I'm an English teacher so, you know, just saying what we teach. That's why I said 'in my humble opinion', I'm no prescriptivist, it was CLEARLY my own light-hearted opinion. Well done for being snarky about this post when you didn't even reply to my other one - as you knew you were wrong several times in it.

Also - your 'hilarious' comment on benefits? I don't even fucking live in the UK. Yes, I know it was meant as some form of joke. Just, y'know, I'm so ANAL I have to correct it :D
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:13, closed)

How did you manage to qualify as a teacher
when you can't even read well enough to work out which post you are replying to?

And IMHO is acceptable but should've isn't?

I hope to fuck you're just some TEFL wanker and not a real teacher.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:16, closed)

Better a TEFL wanker
than a bully. You've upset a real person, and made her feel unwelcome on b3ta! You win! Does it feel like you thought it would?
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:33, closed)

Oh good grief.
How condescending would it be if I started treating adults with kid gloves just in case they're a delicate fucking flower. Grow up.

edit: and welcome
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:01, closed)

Have you seen her profile pic?
I think you're about to get white-knighted to fuck.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:47, closed)

Half the white knights have been banned and the other half have put me on ignore.
I'm Morgan le fucking Fay. I have white knights for breakfast and their snorting chargers for afternoon tea.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:03, closed)

Ah, shame.
I was looking forward to that.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:26, closed)

Really??
You should probably find a hobby. Crochet or summat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:42, closed)

I prefer
Croquet.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:04, closed)

You can't keep teapots warm or dreads tidy with a mallet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:23, closed)

But
the mallet makes it so much more fun Dr.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:33, closed)