The hanging so
Ending a sentence with 'so'.

Someone: "And such and such happened, and this was the situation, so...."

"So what?" is my stock reply. It's a sentence in it's own right, adding the 'so' then expects me to mentally supply the punchline.

I've noticed this of people Mrs SLVA knows that she bumps into in shops (whilst I kick my feet, act bored and whine 'can we go now?').
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 10:56, 7 replies)

it appeared suddenly
and spread like a virus. It's all over the TV now as well as loads of people I know
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:02, closed)

My mother and her friends used to do that when I was a kid, going back 40 years and more
so it's not new.

It seems to stand for 'draw your own conclusions...'
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:06, closed)

New and improved...
So...um.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 11:54, closed)

Hahaha
I was listening to an interview of two Asperger's sufferers this morning.

One of them was explaining how he hated liguistic idioms, and would deliberately punish people for using them, eg, as a kid, if someone told him to "watch the road" he would literally stare at the road, not side to side.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:31, closed)

Massive Drugs
I find myself doing this a lot at the moment - I'm taking some serious strength painkillers because of my crap leg, and it means that my brain sometimes takes a break in the middle of a sentence. If somebody interrupts me, I'll not have a clue what I was about to say, but if they let me be I'll continue the sentence after about 10/15 seconds. Bizarre.....
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:20, closed)

This annoys the tits off me as well.
My brother used to do it all the time and people in France do it a lot as well, with "donc, euh...". It just makes people sound retarded enough to have forgotten their train of thought right in the middle of a sentence.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:01, closed)

I'm afraid I do this without realising
Or end the sentence with '...but, um...' and feel like an inarticulate idiot.

*hangs head in shame*
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 16:53, closed)