Couldn't agree more.
I was nce in a shop with dear old nan. To look at her, you'd think that butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. But she can be a vicious old girl. And God i love her for it. The shop had quite narrow aisles (99p store!), and what with her being a little waddley old lady, burdened with shopping bags in each hand she took up most of the width of the aisle. A fatty boombatty in a scooter came rushing up behind us, dinging his little bell. My old nan, with the best will in the world couln't squeeze herself thin enough up against the shelves to let him past. So instead she bellowed at him 'the fackin' cheek of it! Leave that fackin' thing outside! You ain't disabled! you're just too fat and lazy to walk!' we were all thinking it. Hit stuck it in reverse, went straight out the way he came, knocking over a a seven foot tall display of de-icer as he went!
(horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)