Irrational HatredPeople who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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Just been reminded of one via FacebookBrought being used instead of bought.
"I've just brought that new album."
"Where from, Tesco?"
"No, iTunes."
"How did you bring it from iTunes? Did you travel through optical fibre to their server, collect it and then come back?"
"Eh? Why are you being stupid?"
"You're the stupid cunt for not using the right verb. You might as well say you've 'skidded' the new album. Both make no sense. Say what you mean and don't have a go at other people for your own ignorant idiocy."
"..."
"Is it any good?"
"Nah, it's shit."
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 22:36, Reply)
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