Gonna get me down to the Tesco Express
Gonna buy me some food 'cos my kitchen's a mess
Gonna buy me some bread and some cheese and some ham
Make a killer snack with a BabyBel and Spam
A-ha, a-ha, Tesco Express
A-ha, a-ha, Tesco Express
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:06, 2 replies)

Note to self
must add more *Mutha Fuckas* in to next song
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:16, closed)

That's a bit too articulate, it sounds like you actually put some effort into it.
Before any of us are much older, I'm going to make an awful, gimmick-laden smash hit with these lyrics, all intoned on the same note. It'll be called "Popmaster Number One", because any song with "number one" in the title is guaranteed to go to number one.

Popmaster with Ken Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce
Popmaster with Ken Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce
Popmaster with Ken Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce
Popmaster with Ken Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce
On (...) Radio (...)

(The blanked-out words are "BBC" and "Two".)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 22:57, closed)