Irrational HatredPeople who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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Royal jokeSophie and the Queen are having a girly chat. The conversation drifts around to sex, and since a couple of sweet sherries have been imbibed, Sophie feels able to reveal a rather intimate problem.
"Every time I suck Edward's cock," she says, "I get terrible indigestion afterwards."
"Hmmm," says the Queen, "Have you tried Andrew's?"*
* Joke may not work outside the UK or if you're too young to remember Andrews
(, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:04, 1 reply)
i get itandrew is his brother, and the royals are inbred?
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