I just want them to start with the question "can you read?"
And if you press "yes" then stop f'ing talking to me. They have the most annoying voices and ask you to do what you a) know you need to do b) are already doing or c) have done already and are waiting for the machine to catch up.

I should not have to spend my time saying "I know!" to a bloody machine.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:04, 1 reply)

The first thing I do with those machines is touch the "volume" icon repeatedly until the red X shows up.
The last thing I want is everyone around me knowing just how much booze I buy from the incessant "approval needed" announcements.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:28, closed)

Once you've been approved once
You can buy as much booze as you want.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:57, closed)

Yeah, but I usually forget to summon the shop droid for approval until after I've scanned everything and want to pay.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:05, closed)