Irrational peopleFreddie Woo tells us "I'm having to drive 500 miles to pick up my son from the ex's house because she won't let him take the train in case he gets off at the wrong station. He's 19 years old and has A-Levels and everything." - Tell us about illogical and irrational people who get on your nerves.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:24)
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Professor Namechanged.Lovely chap. Bit of an academic whiz in his field. I got drunk with him one night at a colloquium in Düsseldorf. We talked about his Belgian love of waffles and beer, how much sex he has with his wife, and how the continual wars in the middle east are a global conspiracy to prevent archeologists from recovering Noah's ark from Syria. This chap got a PhD in his teens and genuinely believed that the Noachian deluge was a historical story.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:54,
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His teens is a strange subject for a PhD.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 20:58,
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I prefer the umlaut free Dusseldorf.However, and I intend to digress, Dusseldorf is a place I hold dearly to my heart. After having a very successful business trip to that city involving a well known German petrol retailer and their retail outlets, a colleague - I say colleague I mean a person I employed to travel with me and talk proper posh to Johnny Foreigner and then whose purpose was to get very, very, very drunk with me on dull International business trips and keep me amused.
Dusseldorf, when you finally stumble upon its streets of booze (because guidebooks are always forbidden and pre-mobile data then you walk blindly from bar to bar thinking that you may hit a pot of gold) - fuck me Dusseldorf knows how to PARRRRRRRRTY. 'king kraut bastards
BTW - not doing guidebooks and generally ignoring maps ruined Vienna for me. Hotel not but 750 metres from the beauty of Vienna but turn left out of that hotel and it is Willesden.
Just been chatting to my mate Rob from Australia, probably why I am telling you this.
Yes, I know this makes me seem like a friendless pisshead at this time of night on a Friday. Whatevs xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxo babes
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:41,
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Are you sure you didn't just mishear him and he actually said 'hysterical'?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 13 Oct 2013, 3:14,
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I can see how an omnipotent being committing genocide would tickle most folk's funny bones.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 9:42,
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