Being as loads of people are going on about religion
The evidence really is so complete as to be beyond question, yet people somehow still manage to believe that God does not exist. We accept the stories of our past, seen through the eyes of "science"-biased archaeologists, and never question as to whether or not they may be a little selective with their evidence. Well, I can tell you they are - the evidence that could clearly prove the Bible as the literal word of God is frequently suppressed. Are any of you sheeple aware that they found the Ark two years ago? Of course not. This monumental discovery was so completely buried by Big Academia that it appeared only in National Geographic, and was therefore read by only twelve people.

And I bet you didn't know that earlier this year, archaeologists digging in Lebanon (identified in Ezekiel 31 as the location of the Garden of Eden) found a perfect coprolite. Not just perfectly preserved, but perfect - and consequently they sent it to the lab for testing. ¹⁴C dating suggests the year of 4018BC for its creation and subsequent deposit - around the time Adam partook of the Forbidden Fruit, as irrefutably shown by Archbishop James Ussher. A momentous find, and yet one you will not have heard of - thanks again to "science" - even though there can be no doubt, given its location, age, and preternatural perfection, that this archetype of a coprolite is indeed the Original Poo-pile.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 13 Oct 2013, 23:42, 16 replies)

i don't need evidence because i have faith

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 0:22, closed)

So that's what you've renamed Maddie.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 14 Oct 2013, 0:28, closed)

Conviction, belief, faith
it has it all.

If you had passed around a collection plate I would have chucked my wallet in.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 6:45, closed)

Yeah!
Plus, if we evolved from monkies then why are there still monkeys?! Eh?, Tell me that science believers!
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 7:21, closed)

Of course God exists.
If God didn't exist, why are vampires scared of crucifixes? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:17, closed)

11/6 for effort

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 13:40, closed)

"And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him."

Hebrews. An apposite reference.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 23:25, closed)