Mentalist showed me her returned police evidence
Out on the piss, met this girl who was a bit weird but I was drunk and didn’t care.

End of the evening we walked back to her flat and she decided, at half one in the morning, to knock up her next door neighbour and introduced me as her new boyfriend! Despite this unusal behaviour I was still thinking with my John Thomas and went along with it and after she was told by her mate to go away we eventually got to her flat.

On entering I was rather taken aback by the amount of plastic black binliners around the place but feeling the bladder pressure from a night on the razz made my excuses and went to use her toilet. There I was confronted with lots of the usual girly shower/smellies, but all of the brand names had big blank stickers over them.

A bit freaked out now I first ask her about the contents of the bin liners and was told that it was the evidence return to her by the police from the collapsed rape trial she was the subject of.

With a sense of dread I then asked about the blanked out shower bottles, and was informed that she took them from the mental hospital that she'd just been released from after she was sectioned after the trial.

Fucking hell.

At this point dear reader you would think that I should have run for the hills? Oh no, I did what any red blooded male would do and stayed and shagged her rotten, doing a quick exit the following morning whilst she was in the shower, BUT THATS WHEN I KNEW IT WAS OVER...............

Apologies for my 12 inch love soaked length.
(If it could happen to me like that i'd shit my pants, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 12:37, Reply)