That's when I knew it was over...Nice and simple this week. Just tell us the exact moment you knew that relationship, that job or that penchant for custard-dipped young boys was over.
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chthonic, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 10:45)
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MentalistI'd been hopelessly in love with this girl since the age of about 15. Finally got together about five years later, moved in together, got engaged, made plans to go and get married in Scotland.
Then she went mental.
Started following me round town during my lunch break wearing a wig and sunglasses as she suspected I was having an affair.
Insisted I went to a hypnotist to erase all memories of my previous girlfriends, friends, and even relatives.
Painted the whole of our place pink. I'm talking ceiling, walls, floor, and every object contained within. Everything. Oh, and the car as well.
The final straw was when she demanded that I prove my love to her. And there was only one way I could do this.
It was by writing a letter to her brother telling her how much I loved her. Whilst wanking at the same time.
We didn't get married.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 13:14, Reply)
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