That's when I knew it was over...Nice and simple this week. Just tell us the exact moment you knew that relationship, that job or that penchant for custard-dipped young boys was over.
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chthonic, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 10:45)
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She was shagging someone elsefor the first three months when we started 'dating'.
Was it over then? Stupidly, naïvely, optimistically no.
I first realised it was over when we'd been living together for about 8 years. Previously, I'd always avoided her oral efforts because her technique was 'toothy' to say the least and she didn't respond to constructive criticism like "OOOOoouuuuccchchhhhh".
So, one morning she nips under the covers and let's just say her technique had improved somewhat.
In fact, her technique was uncannily identical to the detailed description of the perfect blow-job that one of her drunken work colleagues had related to me 6 months earlier at one of the very few of her work dos that she ever invited me to.
The very same work colleague that she just spent a week with in New York on a business trip.
I did take another 18 months to actually tell her it was over, and then only when she finally realised I'd started shagging someone else.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 13:23, Reply)
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