Once Again, The Fool...
Did I know after she dumped me for the 5th time? Nah

Did I know when we spent our first night a metre apart because she felt 'uncomfortable' with me near her while sleeping? Nah

When she said how much she hated her 'best friend' yet believed her over me when she accused me of cheating? Nah

When the thought of cheating on her (might aswell, since she'd accused me) made me happier then being with her? Nah

When she took the piss out of all my mates, then proceeded to try and turn them all against me? Nah

When she said she would kill a girl (one of many) who hung around with me and my friends, because I sat near her during lunch? Nah

When she complained about never going out yet every time I arranged something (well over 100's of times) She could never be bothered? Nah

When she let a guy who she had previously been 'in love with' hold her, kiss her and say "are you alright darling?" while we were having an arguement? Nah

When she wouldn't let me kiss/hug/go near her because she felt 'funny' for about 6 months? Nah

When she approached me demanding to know where I was going, who I was seeing and how far I had gone, told everyone I was gay, tried once again to turn my friends against me, got her friend to text me every 5mins saying "Your A Prick" and not letting me see her best friends boyfriend (he'd been a great mate for years, till her friend got her talons into him). Well it was already over and I told her to fuck off and never speak to me again... It felt good.

Excuses for being boring this week, it's more a rant then a humourful post. ;)
(Vikingheadache, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 17:21, Reply)