
Nice and simple this week. Just tell us the exact moment you knew that relationship, that job or that penchant for custard-dipped young boys was over.
( , Thu 21 Jul 2005, 10:45)
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1) after overlooking the overly large, jutting eyes and bad teeth, cocaine habit, confessions of faked pregnancies just to extort money for faked abortions from ex-bfs, and generally bitchy personality, I could not get past the fact that she needed a vibrator to get off and was addicted to it...
2) when plump, beer swilling, musical soundtrack-loving wench had a hiccup attack in the pub and the hiccups came out a sort of a loud burping noise....
3) when she left me for her cousin (5th, but still) in Toronto - I knew there was something strange when I saw them together at the family reunion...
4) when I pulled up in my car full of my stuff to move in and was waiting in the house for her to come home, when she pulls up in a strange car and after watching out the window with her talking through the car window to a shadowy figure the car drives away and she comes in and I ask her "who was that" and she says it was none of my business....
5) when I decided I would be totally honest and never lie to her, and after watching her stage performance with her best friend told her that I thought it was overlong and pretentious (it was, sorry) and she just stared at me with the most hurt expression and I wanted to die right then because I really did love her more than anything, but I discovered too late that it's ALWAYS better to lie...
Am happily married now, but still making mistakes. Honey forgive me but I've had a bad track record...
( , Fri 22 Jul 2005, 8:32, Reply)
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