I didn't realise it was over when ...
1. He told me, "You're not the kind of girl I thought I'd end up with." Repeatedly.

2. He repeatedly suggested a threesome with my best friend.

3. He would make me wait outside in the car for ages while he talked to one of the girls on the cricket team he coached. Allegedly about cricket. No real woman talks about cricket for that long.

4. I would arrange my schedule so that I could visit him, and he would spend 2 or 3 hours on the phone with her.

5. He told me about how some girl at uni kept cracking-on to him, how she would put her head on his shoulder, touch him etc., and tell him that she hoped I would walk in and "catch them", so that I'd dump him.

6. I would travel for 4 1/2 hours home from uni to see him, every weekend, for 3 years, and he visited me about 4 times.

7. I would go home on the weekend, and he'd go out with his mates, and I couldn't go because it was a "boy's night". But then my (female)mate would ask me, "Why didn't you go?"

8. When he kept pestering me for anal *for 3 years*, and I refused, and he finally just slipped it in "accidently".

9. All the other times he treated me like a piece of shit and made me think it was my fault that I was unhappy, when it was actually because he was a wanker.

10. When he told me he thought it was time we ended it, because we had nothing in common - after 5 years.

11. When I asked him if he still loved me and he said, "Uhhhh ..."

12. When I asked if he had "somebody else lined-up", and he said, "Uhhh ..." and smirked.

I realised it was over when he called me *for a chat* 2 weeks after he dumped me, and ended the phone call by casually mentioning that he was pretty busy packing his stuff, because he was moving-in with the skanky cricket chick.

Best thing he ever did for me was buggering-off with her.

Yeah, he had the length & girth, but didn't have a clue how to use it ...
(Celerydemon, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:13, Reply)