My bro knew that his relationship was over and he wasn't going to lose it when...
It was Valentines day 1997, my brother and i(twins) were 15. My mother was away and my bro wanted me out of the house so he could lay on some food, wine, slow music, cheep flowers etc for his chav of a girlfriend in the hope that she would finally give it up (instead of asking to drink his decanted seed...weired)I say 'no problem' and arrange to stay at a friends for the night.

Unfortunetly for my bro, this fell through at the last minute and put a spanner in the works on his big night. He was really pissed at me but i managed to convince him of a way that the situation could work out for everyone.

Having a large fitted wardrobe in the room that we shared we agreed that i could empty out the bottom and set up a temporary residence (inc bed, TV, PS1...)It really wasnt that big..

While he was wining and dining his gf i was playing X-Men children of the atom in the closet(completeing it for the first time!) ...watching TV etc. I eventually fall asleep only to be woken by his topless girlfriend obviously in search of a t-shirt in the darkened wardrobe. I start to laugh, she looks down at me and starts to scream...and cry.

My bro never managed to get laid that night, and his gf never came back.

Length?
(sterlingsmithe, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 16:11, Reply)