Job Interview Disasters
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
Suggested by Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
Ah the joy of a job interview in the middle of the day in the middle of summer!
The suit! The tie! The cheap socks n' shoes combo that makes your feet stink after 30 seconds!
The tiny little room that you're interviewed in ... !
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:44,
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So, you smell.
I always suspected as much.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:40,
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I positively reek ...
OF AWESOMENESS!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:47,
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It's Lynx, isn't it?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:53,
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It's the best a man can get.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:56,
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A drunken fumble in the nightclub toilets?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:10,
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Oh go on then, you old charmer!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:15,
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