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The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.

Suggested by Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.)

(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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Roll a D12.
Add to that your Charisma Bonus.

If it's over 10 you find yourself sitting in front of an attractive female Elvish interviewer who gets up closes the door and shuts the blinds and then resumes her seat where she then smiles at you and leans forward whilst doing so. Far enough that you can see down her armour plating and note she is not wearing a tunic. She winks almost imperceptibly at you and says, "Let's get down to business shall we."

Below 10? The bald, overweight, sweaty, old, male Goblin interviewer you've just sat down opposite leers at, unties his britches and says, "I hope your keen to get this job, cause there's only one way to pass the interview."

DungeonMaster says - Charisma is as important a skill bonus as Strength and Agility.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 2:28, 1 reply)
That's far too
well developed to be something you haven't thought about before.
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:23, closed)
Umm.
"DungeonMaster"
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:45, closed)
Joseph
Fritzl?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:56, closed)
Which
child-Grandchild are you?
(, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:37, closed)
"Are you my Daddy?"
"well, sort of, yeah".
(, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:17, closed)

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