That happened to me, years ago.
I was told it was an interview for a trainee marketing assistant.

I was taken out to Rochdale to try and convince people to buy vouchers for gym membership. It was door to door selling, and I quickly figured out that it was a pyramid scheme.

Two hours it took, two hours in the rain wondering if it was worse than being on the dole.

It was. I quite happily told them to shove it, and went off to watch some quality Richard and Judy.

The worst bit? Seeing all the desperate people trying to make the job work, telling themselves that it was the start of a glorious career :(
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:33, 2 replies)

That was the just under two weeks for me
Worrying that I didn't have the "inner strength" to make a glorious career out of it...when I should have realised that it was just a pile of shit and walked away after the first day.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 16:45, closed)

You're not a fast learner,
are you?
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 23:10, closed)

Rochdale.
Ugh. Poor you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:52, closed)