
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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( , Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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It was great watching the Scalextric snobs' faces fall when I told them of my race-winning overtaking manoeuvre!
99% of readers have no idea what we're talking about here. But WE know, don't we?
( , Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:37, closed)

Not all these scummers, mind. And scum is what they are. Scalextric SCUM.
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