Job Interviews
If it's not the "where do you see yourself in five years time" question, it's the trick questions they throw at you to make them feel superior. Tell us about your worst job interview and the most unsuited candidates you've seen. BTW: Please don't use the question board to send messages to each other. It makes the whole thing unreadable for everyone else.
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If it's not the "where do you see yourself in five years time" question, it's the trick questions they throw at you to make them feel superior. Tell us about your worst job interview and the most unsuited candidates you've seen. BTW: Please don't use the question board to send messages to each other. It makes the whole thing unreadable for everyone else.
( , Thu 20 Jan 2005, 9:51)
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My response to stock rejection.
Dear ---- and ----- FM
Thankyou for your recent and most sympathetic letter. It is always
welcome to get cold, machinated stock response rejections rather than
being humoured with an interview or at the very least constructive
criticism. (It is of course, fairly doubtless you got past the "date
of birth" section of my Curriculum Vitae)
Dispite your most probably throwing the position away to some useless
aging hipster tosser with a crap ponytail and acute dandruff who
doesn't need the money, and will furthermore produce nothing but
tacky, banal "x-treme" marketing for your station, I wish you and your
entire crew of mental defecits nothing but the best. may you continue
to pablum-feed your entire listening base of sheeple the same tedious
crap you have been churning out since the station's unfortunate birth.
Yours Sincerely
Rev. D. Moore
( , Fri 21 Jan 2005, 13:55, Reply)
Dear ---- and ----- FM
Thankyou for your recent and most sympathetic letter. It is always
welcome to get cold, machinated stock response rejections rather than
being humoured with an interview or at the very least constructive
criticism. (It is of course, fairly doubtless you got past the "date
of birth" section of my Curriculum Vitae)
Dispite your most probably throwing the position away to some useless
aging hipster tosser with a crap ponytail and acute dandruff who
doesn't need the money, and will furthermore produce nothing but
tacky, banal "x-treme" marketing for your station, I wish you and your
entire crew of mental defecits nothing but the best. may you continue
to pablum-feed your entire listening base of sheeple the same tedious
crap you have been churning out since the station's unfortunate birth.
Yours Sincerely
Rev. D. Moore
( , Fri 21 Jan 2005, 13:55, Reply)
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