The dirty stop out....
I mate of mine a few years back had a job interview for a graduate entry position at the European Marketing Department for a famous frozen food brand. A month earlier at a house party he met this nice looking blonde mid/late 20's and completely off it on every class A drug going and tons of booze. Well my mate is a bit smooth talker and a bit of cad ended up getting in there and said he had probably the most depraved sex he has ever had in his entire life. He said he almost needed a walking frame to get home the following day.

You can see where I'm going with this can't you...

Well anyway he rocked up at the interview and half way through he was told that the head of pan european marketing would be joining them for the stage 2. Stage 2 kicks off and in walks the blonde from the party!! My mate had an inkling that the interview wasn't well and was most likely not get the job so decided to have a bit of fun and make this girl squirm a bit - queue lots of double entendres and ridiculous hints...
Q)Why did you leave your last job?
A) I got absolutely shafted by my boss
Q)Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
A)I feel that I have the necessary drive and experience to be on top of management. etc etc

This poor girl sat there absolutely crimson and the other to interviewers were giving her strange looks because she didn't say a word whilst my mate was giving her sly winks. Anyway after about 10 minutes she said she felt unwell and buggered off.

Wish I had an interview that good. Mine have all been shite....
(don the wrong, Fri 21 Jan 2005, 16:51, Reply)