Grrrrrr
I used to work at a veterinary surgery - and was relied upon for answering the telephone and dealing with Customers over the counter.

If someone had been a pain/rude in the consult with the vet, it was duly noted on their form. When it came to payment time, i would give thm the most 1p's possible.

This once involved me making some twunt wait for 15min, whilst i went to the safe in the back to get £5's worth.

How i laughed/smirked/danced merrily

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Also, when answering the phone, you would invariably get someone who never listened to a word you said and complained because you weren't helping. If they were ever a new customer, i would spend ages filling out the 'new et' section on their account thingy. For nice people this involved "What is it (dog/cat/etc), how old in years and what sex?". For not so nice people, this involved:
What animal do you have?
What breed?
Pedigree?
Colour - be as detailed as possible
Age (down to the day)
What other animals it meets on a regular basis

The list was endless.

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Also (again) - if anyone was rude, the vet could charge them extra. This ranged from a couple of pound up to £250 for this rich bitch who called the vet useless after saving her 'little darling's' life.

Ha


(no apologies for length - as we all know you love it really)

Note: Guinea pigs have the largest penis for their body size!
( SocialRobot, Thu 12 May 2005, 16:12, Reply)