Rail workers
...have to take the prize on this one. I was missold a ticket a while ago from reading to twickenham which apart from anything is one of the most tedious journeys of the lot. The driver/ticket inspector foolishly woke me up to check my ticket, which was of course wrong, and made me pay a penalty. I cursed under my breath, which he didn't like much; and when I apologised and explained why I was pissed off, he took the opportunity to denounce me loudly in front of the other passengers, viz: 'people like you shouldn't be allowed to travel on trains' etc. etc. I wasn't too happy about this, but oddly felt guilty, and on getting off the train went to the driver's carriage and offered my hand in apology. 'I'm not shaking your hand'. This was too much unfortunately, so I called him a cunt and bitch slapped him round the head. Needless to say the police found this all highly amusing. Justice, I'd say.

Bastard little hitler.
(Hypergluco, Fri 13 May 2005, 11:36, Reply)