Jobsworths
My mate and I were on a train crossing the Swiss border. The Swiss border guards came up on us while my mate was whizzing his tits off on base amphetamine. He is also a real Lord, a peer of the realm despite appearances. The guard kept insisting he see more identification than his passport (which took too long and much clumsy speed-faffing to find) to corroborate his peerage. They also did all this in Swiss-German which is particualrly hard to follow. Jobsworth guard gave himself away as understanding english perfectly when my mate turned round and screamed "give me 5 fucking minutes you fucking neutral bastard-gold-hoarding-pedantic fucking snow nazi". In reply the jobsworth merely went white and wandered off in a daze... possibly to look up some words.
(Timmy Christmas, Sun 15 May 2005, 14:04, Reply)