Embrace the horror
Living as I do in Scotland, I often come into possession of Scottish banknotes. After years of heartbreak trying to use these in Ingerlundshire, I have decided to turn it into a game.

So now I save my precious Scottish money. And whenever I go to London I take a stash of BoS and Clydesdale £20 and £50 notes for spending - especially in taxis driven by "racialist" Mockney w@nkers.

It's important to be relaxed and unhurried. It is only a game. I have all day to argue the toss over banknotes and, no, I don't have any other money and, no, I'm not going to pop into a shop to get change and did I mention it's legal tender. So much more entertaining than their diatribes abour "scrounging jocks" and "sending THEM home".

If I ever get a job in a shop up here, I'll refuse to accept Bank of England notes...

Holidaying cabbie: "But it's got a picture of the Queen on it."

Cal: "Sorry, we only take Bonnie Prince Charlie here."
( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Wed 18 May 2005, 13:41, Reply)