KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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new definitionIf you want karma to make sense, may I suggest a new definition:
Karma, noun: The principle whereby selfish, egotistical, unintelligent and aggressive people always get what they want, usually at the expense of people who prioritise empathy, fairness and learning.
Synonyms: Luck (only when it happens to other people); Merit (where the merit is recognised only by a similarly fucked-up dickhead); fate (where something horrible happens to people who don't deserve it).
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:29, 2 replies)
Stop the QOTWthis is the one. Nailed 100%. I'm sure there will be a few stories along the lines of "and the person who bullied me for 7 years died of the bad AIDs and I won the rollover lottery", but they will be in the minority.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:42,
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Yep, that's pretty much itMuch as I dislike the phrase "Nice guys finish last," it exists for a reason.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 17:31, closed)
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