karma, eh?
i dont believe in it myself

my friend is constantly pulling his younger, attractive albeit slightly naive friends. he's broken a couple of hearts, been a bit of a bastard and made a couple of people angry.

so you'd think karma would have to kick in at some point.

as he told me, an admirer had made themselves known. so he cunningly planned to have her over the night after his on-off bird at the time.

things did not go to plan.

girl left a number of nasty marks on his neck. there was no disguising what they were. i have no clue why he allowed her to leave such obvious signs of his adultery, right there for the world to see. he had to wear a scarf around his neck for weeks. of course, this was a problem. he had to explain to his other girl where the bruises on his neck had come from. he did. there was much anger.

then she continued to see him. i cant imagine how much id have to like someone to keep seeing them when their neck was covered with ugly bruises caused by some other girl.

im not bothered about karma. he needs to be punished for being an idiot.
(ladyintheradiator, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 17:51, 3 replies)

he apparently found a really really stupid woman
if she stuck with him.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 2:05, closed)

one of my friends
was out at a bar one night and could hear this guy talking about his wedding the following week.

A couple of hours later he starts cracking onto her, being quite endowed with the horn herself, she takes him home, has dirty dirty sex with him and leaves him with hickies, scratches and whip marks all over his body.

Then he starts crying and asking her what the hell he's going to do.

She kicks him out- of her bed and her house and leaves him pantless on the street wondering what to say to the fiancee the next morning.

God I love her.
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 4:53, closed)

two girls - nothing
I've got a friend, I lived with him, let's call him P. P is a hit with the ladies, he's straight up with them - he tells them he just wants to be friends, but still succeeds in sleeping with them. He was doing this with his best friend A, then he met B and started doing the same with her. He was still doing this with A and B when he met M. He would have them over alternate nights, but during the day the four of them would hang out together. When he moved out of the house all three of them came to help him clear him room. I swear, he just stood and watched whilst one hoovered, one packed and one dusted. I can't believe they all thought they we're the only one he was sleeping with.

No karma, he was, after all honest with them - he said he just wanted to be friends. He's stopped sleeping with them now (as far as I know) and they're all still good friends with him.

Lucky bastard.
(ComplexStuff Was confused by life on, Sat 23 Feb 2008, 20:56, closed)