KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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There is a trend amongst young tosspots up hereand I assume everywhere, as twats will be twats, to push each other into people. They will walk side by side at the same pace as somebody and then one will shove another one into a total stranger.
All very annoying until you notice the signs, them looking at each other and adjusting their speed, and all you have to do is stop.
It is utterly satisfying stepping over the useless little turd as they look up at you as if they really didn't see it coming.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:58, 2 replies)
Brilliant!Being 6ft 3 and an ex-rugby player, I merely spot the signs, adjust my footing and then drop my shoulder...biiiig step in and *smack* deposit said child on their arse.
Never gets any less funny, teaches them to think twice about doing it again.
Muahahahaha
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:40,
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Mr P.One of the more fantastic teachers at my school had this done to him by two year niners, whilst he was carrying a massive stack of papers that went everywhere. He gave them a sodding great kick up the arse and got pulled up for it. He stood by his actions, stating very clearly that he'd do the very same thing if it happened again.
Good for him I say. Best the idiots learn from a kick by a teacher, than from a bottling by a hard nut in a pub.
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:06, closed)
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