KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Llama Patrol reminds me...I was giving a mate of mine a lift home one Sunday down narrow windy country roads. There was a chav wanker tail-gating me for about ten miles, trying constantly to over take me. He had his similarly chavvy girlfriend as a passenger and was obviously trying to impress her with his Formula 1 grade driving. Eventually he managed to overtake me, coming out of a small village where there were white diagonal lines down the centre of the road. There was an elderly couple in front of me so he ended up cutting me up, requiring me to put my foot down hard on the anchor.
Some miles later there was a nasty humped back bridge and as I slowed down to go over it I heard a crash of metal: chav wanker had rear-ended the old couple in front.
I drove past, pointed and laughed.
On my way back from my mate's place the old couple's car had gone but the chav car was parked in a ditch, it's entire front end stoved in. I chuckled about that one for the rest of the day!
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:23, Reply)
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