KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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3Driving along an Essex A road that is small and twisty when a large and shiny Range Rover started trying to get all cosy with my rear bumper. A swift (but controlled) application of the handbrake resulted in Farmer Sloane having to choose between my bumper or the verge. He took the verge. It was a ditch cunningly disguised as a verge by lots of grass.
Dont drive like twunts shiny Range Rover men. Karmas gonna get ya...
(, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 23:12, 1 reply)
Sorry, but...Not Karma. Not even close. This is you getting upset that another road user isn't up to your clearly exacting standards, so in order to teach them a lesson you execute a dangerous maneuver that results in them crashing.
If your earlier story about having a crash on a motorbike resulted in paralysing you for life is true, then this makes you a self-indulgent prick.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:12,
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