KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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8yr old vs waspWhen you're eight, you are probably criminally stupid. Or it may have just been my school and me, because already, and this was 14 years ago, the term "gay", "bender" etc al were already used as playground insults.
Bear with me on this. Outside of school, my sister and I would always fight and bitch at each other -you gotta love sibling love. :/ This summer afternoon, she's come in screaming from the garden, almost in tears. A GIANT wasp is chasing her, but thankfully it misses her. Me being as socially graceful as Bob Mugabe's testicles, sniggered and told her:
"Only gays get stung!"
Badbadbadbadbad move.
Next day I'm going a few minutes walk around the corner to get milk and what should crash into my forehead but a wasp?
"Uh...CHRIST!" thinks I in a jolt, and smack it. It stings me. Hard. On the frigging thumb.
I ran home yelping and spent an hour patching it up and stopping it stinging. It stung like fuck I can tell you.
As an addendum, now I'm 22, quite a few of my mates are gay/bi, but I currently have a gf. :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:29, Reply)
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