KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Apologies in advancebut it's relevant in a tenuous sort of way. You'll see.
I was at a Burns supper a few weeks back, and one of the speakers (we'll call him AG, for these are his initials) said that he'd been invited the previous week to give a speech for the DNA, which as we all know is the National Association of Dyslexics (that's not the joke, btw).
Anyway, on entering the place, he was accosted by a bloke who came up to him and said, "Hello, are you AG, the comedian?"
"Er, well, aye, I'm AG, but what's this about a comedian?"
"It says so here on the programme, look. AG - comedian".
"Ah, right, OK. Well, that's me", said AG.
"Well, go on then", said the bloke.
"Go on what?"
"Do it", he insisted.
"Do what?"
"It says here you're a comedian", the bloke said, frustratedly, "so change colour!"
I've been whistling that bloody Culture Club song all day, which is what reminded me, hence the highly tenuous link.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:33,
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or is it AA Gill?Cos he's a dyslexic and tub-thumping Scot.
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