KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Emmigrate mate.I remember the hot summer of 2006 and the maggot and fly infested bins. Meaning we couldnt open the windows. The house was small and no where else to put the bins out. Well maybe out on the street, but then they probably would have got nicked. Yes chavs would nick maggot infested bins because they are animals. Resulting me in having to buy a new bin.
Then there was extortionate car insurance, the grid locked motorways. Expensive fuel. TV License, ridiculous council tax. And all for a modest wage. No way could i even consider a mortgage in the UK unless I happened to marry a rich sucessfull girl. (Sadly I attract the opposite) So there I was stuck in the rent drain.
After working for nearly 10 yaers in the UK since leaving work. I had no financial backing or major assets to show for it. The final straw was when my new car slidded on an ungritted road ending it.
So I emmigrated!! And Woo hoooo!!! Now I dont have to worry about ungritted roads because it never gets below 10C!! I dont pay council tax, no water rates, no electric no gas as its all included in the rent of a lovely apartment overlooking the seaside and marina for only £500 a month. Fuel is 54.9p a litre, Insurance was a bit cheaper. Road tax is like £50 a year if that. The sun shines brightly even in the winter months. There are communal bins that are emptied daily.
Life couldn't be better!
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:36, Reply)
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