I don't know what i did...
But Karma FUCKING hates me...

So far this year:

I've moved into a new house with a mate i've known for nearly seven years. Always got on well and never argued.

January: Find out that an old school friend now lives only minutes away. Haven't seen them in 15 years. We meet up get on like a house on fire.
I introduce new/old friend to my housemate. He fucks her. She doesn't speak to me any more.

February: I have a housewarming party. My sister comes to visit for the party. Everything goes swimmingly, until the next morning when i find a load of used condoms in the ash tray. From my housemate. And my sister.

I dread to think what March has coming (I'm a firm believer in things happening in three's)

All I can think is that somewhere along the line I'll either get a massive payoff, or I was an absolute cock in a past life and deserve everything i get.

Still... You've got to laugh haven't you?

Edit: Found out this morning I'm being made redundant... as of the end of March... I seem to be somewhat prophetic in predicting my bad Karma. Bollocks.
(Nuclear Ninja like a radioactive Chuck Norris..., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:05, 10 replies)

Try
Not introducing your apparently attractive pull-master flatmate to susceptible female relations and friends?

Or if you too are attractive and deft in the art of lady-pulling, shag every girl he brings home - that would be karma!
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:16, closed)

Given that these things happen in three's...
I can only assume you'll end up fucking your housemate.

Sorry if you were expecting something better than that, but I can't see anything else happening.

Mullered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:23, closed)

Sunday
Mothering Sunday
(SpittyWoonerism, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 12:28, closed)

Or maybe
Karma will act on your housemate and his cock will fall off.

But what Greencloud said, stop introducing him to women. It would be a start.

:)

Rak
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:32, closed)

Whatever you do
Don't let your mum stay over ;)
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:36, closed)

My old Grannie (God rest her soul)
...had a counter-measure for karma happening in threes - she'd break a matchstick, making that the third event in the trilogy.

Go on, give it a try!

Bean
(A Bean Countin' Man Takes off socks to count past 10, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:38, closed)

Ha! serves you right
for having a slag as a sister!
(specialbrew, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:39, closed)

obviously he's a shit shag
"Loads of used condoms"

he must be on a hair trigger, get the dirt off you sister and inform all his potential conquests

and thanks to the "don't invite your mum over" poster I got funny looks from the office (again!)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 14:04, closed)

In the ashtray?
What a classy bugger!
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 16:17, closed)

GET A NEW HOUSEMATE DUDE!
I'm sure that'll brighten up the `Karma' in your life ;o)
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 19:00, closed)