The hand of the almighty....
Just thinking to meself, one more beer then bed.


One more can't hurt.



Crack the tinny........

Earthquake.

In Northamptonshire (uk).

Right this minute.

GOD HAS SPOKEN.

ok not quite the center but christ, the Earth shouldnt move. IT JUST SHOULDNT.
(Mr. Fahrenheit Can reach naught to fuck you in 8.36 seconds, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:17, 10 replies)

Coolio
Happened right here in Hull too 1:00 am, only just got my wits together :)
(Douglost, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:22, closed)

bejeebus
was soooooooo hoping it wasnt me....
(Mr. Fahrenheit Can reach naught to fuck you in 8.36 seconds, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:29, closed)

I just thought it was a lorry.

(Doctor Pubes, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:42, closed)

We had an earthquake here
a few years ago- everyone I knew was talking about it, how wild it was to have the earth shaking beneath them.

At the time it happened I was driving along in my car with my daughter, and we never noticed a thing. The suspension on my car was good and the road was bad anyway.

Bugger.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 2:59, closed)

You think you had it bad
I was in bed cracking one off when it happened...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:26, closed)

I was...
... in bed with my girlfriend, post-coitally cuddling, and it happenned.

I was convinced it was a lorry, she pointed out that there wasn't one.

And, well... I'm so VERY annoyed at myself for being so STUPID.

WHY didn't I make a "Did the earth move for you, darling?" joke? The one and only chance, gone....
(Le Misanthrope last procrastinated on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:54, closed)

We felt it
Up in lancaster, was only minor though.

And damn you and your beer! Causing earthquakes and such. For shame.
(Pointless as a chavs bathroom, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:17, closed)

(After) Shock Horror
Breaking News!

Market Drayton High Street has been closed off because, because,errr.......a few bricks fell down.

Muppets going on about their 'terrifying' ordeal all over the meeja.

What happened to the Blitz spirit chaps? Stiff upper lip and all that?

Anyway I slept through the whole thing and awoke with raging morning wood that was comprehensively ignored by 'er indoors, so maybe subliminally I had got the idea of the earth moving, who knows.

Still had to go for my morning limp with engorged knackers though.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:53, closed)

@TRL
Same experience - I was standing talking to a bloke in an S Class Merc who must have wondered why everyone suddenly decided to have a mass stagger/run hurriedly in the direction of away.

Air suspension is a wonderful thing.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:56, closed)

Earthquake shmearthquake
I was in one in Greece that made me fall over and my TV drop off a table. This one was piss poor.
(frankspencer, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:14, closed)