KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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My cockatielis indestructible (heh indestructible cock, one for a few posts up there... ow!) I got him from a family who he'd basically driven crazy and didn't want him any more, and my ex once slammed a door during a row just as he landed on it and tried to follow her out of the room. That woman had a PHD in room-shaking door-slamming, and this was one of her trademark belters.... caught the birds head right in the door jamb. I thought he was dead instantly. He lost a shit load of feathers, squawked once and flew down and landed on my head. He is the terminator of the avian world. Made the ex feel terrible for what she'd done too, but in keeping with the karma line, I took him when we split (as she would have just let him die) and now he's driving me off my head with his incessant screeching.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 4:41,
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