This is on the internets so clearly a lie.
I killed a sheep once, didn't mean to. It just sort of was there.

My aunt's MENTAL brother took me shooting once on a holiday up in Lewis. He had a hunting rifle and let me shoot it. Stupid fuck got me to aim at a fence. The fence was there to pen in sheep.

Yeah, guns do have quite a kick and that. Poor fucking sheep.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:35, 6 replies)

Your Aunt's Mental Brother?
AKA your uncle, surely?
( DeadEyeDick, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 9:59, closed)

No. My uncle's wife.
Her brother. No relation to me.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 10:54, closed)

Are you suggesting his family are inbred?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 18:33, closed)

HUR HUR HUR I DUN GOT ME SOME TOES ON MA HAND.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:25, closed)

Your aunt's mental brother?
AKA your dad, surely?
(Abercadabra looks more like Gerry Adams every day, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 10:38, closed)

hahahahahahaha
Oh fuck me, that is SO witty.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 10:55, closed)