ewoks
On the long and tortuous journey to Suffolk from Nottingham nothing ever happened other than getting stuck behind endless tractors and caravans...

...apart from just the one time...

I swerved to avoid hitting a bird that ran out in front of the car (why do they run? why not fly?) and managed to miss it, but hit its friend. I took the head clean off, it made me very sad but the most heartbreaking thing was what I saw in my mirror: you know the bit where an ewok gets killed and his mate tries to rouse him? That scene played out in my rear-view mirror - the surviving bird ran back to his decapitated friend and nudged it... then looked at me... then back at the dead bird, and then at the ground whilst walking slowly to the other side of the road.

I had to pull over and have a bit of a weep.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:15, 2 replies)

I had to pull over and have a bit of a weep wank.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 22:22, closed)

I like this.
Nonetheless, someone ought to take you to task for shoe-horning Star Wars in!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 19:00, closed)