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Speedevil asks: What have you killed? Accidentally, or on purpose. Concepts, species, a man in Reno, the career of a well-known entertainer, or anything else.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 13:18)
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My old cat used to go nuts for CHOCOLATE CAKE!
Proximity to it turned him into a cake-eating zombie, who would just blindly walk/climb/jump towards the cake, unrelentingly.

If I had a plate with a cake on it, and held the plate in the air so he couldn't get at it, he'd attempt to climb up me.

The only course of action was to attempt to eat ALL the cake in one go, but then he'd just try and climb into my face to access the cake I was chewing.

Finally, you'd have to dispose of the packaging in a proper dustbin, because he'd knock over any kitchen bin or waste paper basket to eat the wrapper.
(, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

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