Bats
I used to work in a well-known UK safari park, tending to the mammals and creepy crawlies; I used to get bunged into the twilight area occasionally, which involved feeding and tending to the large area of free flying bats, telling dipshits not to bring food in less they be mobbed by fruit-bats, stop using flash on the nocturnal critters etc etc.

Now, im a big, 18stone bloke with size 14 boots, we tell people, the bats wont harm them or touch them, but its a lie, spend over 20minits in there and you will be slapped about by bats no end, for, sad reasons...

Anyhoo, I was merrily plodding along one day to feed and mid stride - swoop - crunch - a little one flew right under my massive work-boot, I managed a half-step-dive so as not to totally crush it, the poor bugger was still alive but I didn't have it in me to stomp down again - he was dead for sure anyway, so I popped him in the freezer instead.

I walked like I was on eggshells foreverafter that!
(Sennor, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 15:54, 1 reply)

Why did you put in it the freezer?
Cold cuts?
(darkmavis86, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 17:49, closed)