I wish they new the highway code!
Driving home from work one night....and a badger runs into the road, I try to swerve but I get it dead centre, shakes me up a bit and on the way to work in the morning he's there in the middle of the road brown bread.

Wife takes the car to be cleaned....turns out the badger managed to take out a fog light while depositing some cranial matter on the car. Wife has a screaming fit at me when she returns because it all washed out at her feet! nice.

The other time was years ago while I lived at home....had a big pond in the back garden and it was party central for frogs (the green kind not the french!) so coming home late one night, opened the side gate and my foot slipped out from under me while I heard a squichy snapping noise. Yep....one dead frog....screamed like a girl (me not the frog) and went inside, poor dog got into trouble for it as she bought it in for my parents! sorry Poppy!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Tue 27 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)