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This is a question "Needless to say, I had the last laugh"

Celebrity autobiographies are filled to the brim with self-righteous tales of smug oneupmanship. So, forget you had any shame, grab a coffee and a croissant, and tell us your smug tales of when you got one over somebody.

Thanks to Ring of Fire for the suggestion

(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55)
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I was at high school
And had a rivalry with a nasty bully type who didn't like me being attracted to the girl he had the hots for.

Fortunately, I learned karate and beat him in the final of the championship.

Fortunately, although I was better at basketball when I was a werewolf, my team beat his in the basketball final.

Fortunately, I made a woman on my friend's computer and she helped me realise the quality that was always implicit within me.

Fortunately, my son came from the future and helped me get it on with her, though she had an incestuous passion for him.

Fortunately, I started riding a motorbike in disguise and she got the hots for me.

Fortunately, although I drank blood and all that, I helped kill the vampires, except the bird and her little boy, of course.

Needless to say, I had the last laugh.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:08, 6 replies)
"motorbike in disguise"
Charlie Sheen?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 23:09, closed)
No.
Try again.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:20, closed)
Grease 2?

(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 2:37, closed)
Bing!

(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 3:50, closed)
I know I shouldn't, but I think it's better than the first one
Due to Michelle Pfeiffer being far tastier than Olivia Newton-John
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:08, closed)
Pity.
"The Wraith" would have been more obscure. Because it was shit and no-one went to see it.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:24, closed)

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